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A few years ago, there was a great t-shirt, occasionally seen around the set, featuring “The Six Stages of Film Production.” Perhaps this was modeled after the college textbook dogma, which follows:
“Six Stages of Film Production“
1. Development
2. Pre-Production
3. Production
4. Post-Production
5. Distribution
6. Exhibition
However, I think the t-shirt more accurately represents our “profession”
The Six Stages of Film Production:
1. Wild Enthusiasm
2. Disillusionment
3. Panic
4. Search For The Guilty
5. Punish The Innocent
6. Reward the Non-Involved
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| Actual picture from production company website offering perks to anyone who contributes $ to the film. |
Be A Movie Maker! $1000 or $500 Membership Levels!
click the above for a sales pitch to the gullible!
click the above for a sales pitch to the gullible!
Found recently is another “6 Stages” List, with a bonus 7th stage:
The 7 Stages of Film Production
1. Wild Enthusiasm
2. Total Confusion
3. Utter Dispair
4. Search for the Guilty
5. Persecution of the Innocent
6. Promotion of the Incompetent
7. Distribution of T-Shirts
Hi, welcome to Television!
-by Pete Verrando
www.txsound.com
www.txsound.com