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A few years ago, there was a great t-shirt, occasionally seen around the set, featuring “The Six Stages of Film Production.” Perhaps this was modeled after the college textbook dogma, which follows:
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offering perks to anyone who contributes $ to the film.
click the above for a sales pitch to the gullible!
Found recently is another “6 Stages” List, with a bonus 7th stage:
The 7 Stages of Film Production
1. Wild Enthusiasm
2. Total Confusion
3. Utter Dispair
4. Search for the Guilty
5. Persecution of the Innocent
6. Promotion of the Incompetent
7. Distribution of T-Shirts
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